i legitimately choked on my tea for the “i want to go outside and stay indoors but no one will hold the door for 5 minutes while i decide” one
omg.
PERFECTION
The can opener thing especially. The moment I even open the drawer its in, they run into the kitchen screaming cause they think they’ll get tuna. Its not even a meow its like kitty screaming.
(Source: pleatedjeans)
I literally started glaring at my cat while reading these. She is the epitome of this.
I died when i read “Owner is cleaning my litter box, Have to poop.” xD DEAD.
Totally describes my cat. Especially the litter box one.